oreoofficial:

do u ever get in that mood when ur like i bet i can drink a gallon of water in 30 seconds

fairhies:

If I reply with “oh” I either don’t give a fuck or I feel like i’ve been punched in the throat

rigginsrigs:

does anybody else have that friend that you’re pretty sure is your soulmate but in a friend way

automatically:

when someone tries to flirt with bae

Damn, I fucked up.

neurochemical:

neurochemical:

im at a hotel and the people in the room next to my room started having sex and i timed it and he only lasted for 54 seconds and i think they can hear me laughing now

UPDATE: they just banged on the wall and it only made me laugh harder because dude you can bang a wall but not your girlfriend

acidmist:

Last week I shot a roll of film that I’d got free with a second hand camera. When I got back the scans I found out that the roll had already been used by the guy who gave me it and so I had double exposed it. By chance, both of us had taken a photo of a motorway landscape and this was made. His photo is from the inside of the car looking at countryside and my shot of an urban motorway is best seen on the left hand side.

This is fucking amazing

justbeencumberbatched:

When you’re typing in your password…

but you get it wrong.

So you start typing like this…